Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Holy sore nipples Batman
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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