That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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