i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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