escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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