He is an equal opportunity slut.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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