I look better un-naked...
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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