i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Found the puke drawer
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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