My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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