This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Randomize
