i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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