nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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