My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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