Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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