And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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