So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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