white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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