one might say we're banned from that church
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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