Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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