youre lurking in front of me
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
is wine microwaveable?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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