So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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