"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
last night I used snow as a chaser
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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