Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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