I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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