I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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