Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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