Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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