Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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