I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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