Pappa wants mamma naked
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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