Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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