Ambien. No doubt about it.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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