I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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