I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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