Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
