They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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