If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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