It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
please come you make the beer taste better
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
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