Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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