is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
smell my finger.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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