So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
and you fell through a lawn chair
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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