I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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