Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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