Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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