we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
