Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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