Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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