So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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