oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
