your parents love me but you hate me
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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