garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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